Two things people always tell me to blog about
It’s hard being an international superstar of the blog world (I’ll have you know that I am quite popular in Turkey, and also have quite a following in India, who are intent on sending me lots of emails about ug boots). The hardest part - other than trying to type it on a laptop that doesn’t work at home, or trying to sneak in a ‘quick’ rant about how much I hate the Transformers films without my boss seeing the glorious phrase “stupidest fucking fuck of a fucking fucked up movie” while I am at work – the hardest part is actually finding new and interesting things to write about. That is why I don’t write about new or interesting things; I am actually quite a boring person (lucky I’m crazy good-looking). So I turn to my faithful readers, who always give me the same two suggestions on what to write about:
- Not football or cricket; and
- Something good.
This post is somewhere in the middle of those requests.