Saturday, December 15, 2012

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Four Steps to Order a Pizza

Step 1.  Ring pizza place.
Step 2.  Say, “Hi, I’d like to order a pizza.”
Step 3.  Realise you’re a dickhead and hang up.
Step 4.  Ring up again a few minutes later and put on a different voice so the pizza guy doesn’t think that you’re the same dickhead who rang earlier for “a pizza.”

Works every time.


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