Friday, June 30, 2006
My favourite sound in the world is a chorus of squirrels singing in conjunction with the noise you hear when you ring a fax machine by accident.
Monday, June 26, 2006
I can't believe I watched all of John Travolta's "Perfect" last night, when "Tango and Cash" was undeniably a better option
I think that if I was the first person to arrive on a crime scene, I'd put some spaghetti inside the victim, so that when forensics arrived, they would say, "This man is infested with maggots!" And then I would eat some and say, "God I'm so hungry. I skipped breakfast today." It might make some people sick, but I like spaghetti.