Friday, June 13, 2008

the things you hear when you have ears...

I just overheard the most fucking stupid conversation ever.
Two ladies walked past me, one wearing a faux fur coat, and the other commenting on it. "I am so against the slaughter of animals," says Comment Lady.
"Me too. The very thought of it just makes me sick," replies Faux Fur. "I couldn't even imagine killing a seal."

No word of a lie. This actually happened.


Anonymous said...

I was at the airport recently about to board a let flight. it was about 11:00 pm. I was in the airport shop buying a bottle of mandarin flavoured water.

Anyhoo the two chicks at the counter were having a bitch about one of their work mates because she hadn't stacked the cherry ripes properly.


This incident made me realise no matter where or when woman will bitch over the smallest little thing. GET A GRIP.

Mr Football

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

I FUCKING HATE IT when the Cherry Ripes aren't stacked properly. Back when I worked for Confectionary Stackers Pty Ltd, it was found that Picnic bars were by far the hardest to stack.

Don't even get me started on Mint Patties.

Mandarin flavoured water sounds awesome, but what if you don't like Chinese food?