Friday, August 15, 2008

what shall i wear today?

Wherever you go in this big ol’ bluey greeney grey white and occasionally red world of ours, you are guaranteed to be able to buy a t-shirt that tells anyone who looks at you where you’ve been. Whether it’s an "I love New York" shirt, a "Mind the Gap" logo, or a "My Brother Went T-shirt Shopping in T-shirtland and All He Brought Me Back was this T-shirt" shirt, there are a bazillion t-shirts out there with a city, country, region or province decorating the front.

MEBCAM continues with a range of Canberra-quality tees for you to proudly boast upon your torso...

If you want a bigger view of them, just click on each shirt. It's not rocket surgery.



Some call it a mole, I call it a beauty spot.


This basically sums up how I feel about my beloved Canberra. I also like the obligatory Parliament House picture.


Oooh political. This also keeps with the by-laws of Canberra, in that the acronym "A.C.T." must be used as often as possible, even when it doesn't really make sense.


You might have to explain this to people (tulips/two lips) and then punch them in the back of the head.


They should sell this shirt at the Flynn shops. I'd buy one. And yes, I know my Photoshop skills suck, but that's because I don't actually have Photoshop. It looks like eight kinds of awesome anyway.


I'm kind of a bit in love with this shirt. The best thing is, I wouldn't get beaten up for making fun of emos, because they lack the strength due to excessive blood loss.


Be awesome whilst visiting south of the Lake by wearing this shirt. Otherwise, you're just south, and not awesome at all.


This looked a lot better in my head.



Get it? Rocks. Ah fuck you.


Beep beep beep. God bless R2D2.


It took a lot of willpower not to make fun of Todd Carney, but I got there in the end. And I've already got one for next week to post anyway.


If you can't read this shirt, I'd recommend calling 1800655506 for the Reading and Writing Hotline. This also looked better in my head. I'd still wear this one though. Vroom.








Sorry it's been so long between posts for MEBCAM 08, but I've been busy. There'll be more updates next week. I'm excited already.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why have you been super busy?

Are you a father now?

Mr Football

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Interesting conclusion, mon frere. No, I am not a father, unless there's someone out there who hasn't told me something a bit important.

You know how life is for an international blogging superstar, Mr Football - I've had media commitments, an appearance on Dancing with the Stars, a book signing tour and I've actually got a job as well.

It's not easy being as awesome as I am. Sometimes it overwhelms me. But then I remember how awesome I am and just carry on with life.

This is a really long response.

Anonymous said...

Solid gold! I thought of a T-shirt with an ode to Fyshwick and its love of the ladies and firecrackers:

FYSCHWICK:

I love crack(ers) whores

surlyraider said...

You know who I hate? Queenslanders who live in Canberra. Wankers. ALways complaining about the cold, going on about how awesome BrisVegas or some other wanker place is. Wankers. If you hate it here, why are you here? I'm surrounded by them.
Wankers. *
*Unles they play for the Raiders, then they're superfreakinawesome.