You know when someone asks you to take a photo of them with their camera, and they say, "It's just this button here"? Thanks moron, I have seen a camera before. The button is rarely hidden away on the underside of it.
The next time someone does it to me, I'm going to exclaim that it's the most unique camera I've ever seen, and tell them that I'm taking it to a laboratory where they can examine this unprecedented specimen of photographic power.
But really, I'll just sell it.