Friday, July 14, 2006

open the window

A funny thing to do is pretend that you're your own identical twin, and keep running out of the room and putting on a hat and then pretending that you're you again. Just be careful that you don't get drunk and lose your hat, or the jig will be up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happens if you're a zebra? No two zebras have identical stripes, it's true, your mum told me so. I once met a zebra named Toby, man did he love to joke around. This sounds like the work of Toby if you ask me. Are you asking me? I know its you Toby. Stop calling me, i've told you it's over, so please leave me alone.

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Sorry, I should have put a disclaimer on this one. I'll do it now. DISLCAIMER: DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IF YOU ARE A ZEBRA, OR LIKE THIS GUY, A FUCKING MORON. Why the hell would zebras wear hats anyway? You're thinking of Zulus.

I often think of Zulus.