Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Corey, story, allegory

Turkeys make great pets. But remember, they're just for Christmas.


Anonymous said...

Do you think a zebra would make a good pet?

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Fucking hell. You again.

Do you get tired of not being funny? A zebra isn't a funny word, nor is it a funny animal. A walrus is funny. A badger is funny. Zebras are just... not. Kind of like you.

And in answer to your question...

Honestly, no. I don't think so. They're large and exotic. If they were good pets, more people would have them. But since they're way down on the list of pets (like elephants or giraffes, which, while being very cool animals, are a pain in the ass to look after, which is why they're in zoos, circuses and Disney films).

x2 said...

Q. what is balck and white and looks like a horse?

A. A zebra

Gold, Jerry, Gold.