Tuesday, July 25, 2006

love that joker

You know how when you're involved in an accident, and the seconds just prior to it go in super slow motion? Apparently it's for self-preservation, so that we can prepare ourselves for the impact. But what's the point of seeing everything in slow motion if our bodies also move in slow motion? When we realise that our hand isn't going to stop that ball from heading towards your face in time, we cry a little bit. In slow motion.


Anonymous said...

Is this ture with zebras aswell? do they move in slow motion the moment before they are pounced on by a lion? I'm sure Toby knows the answer, do you?

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Fuck I love stalkers.

You only had three sentences (if you can call them that) and you couldn't quite manage to get through them without a spelling error or two. It's ok, that can happen to anyone who is even mildly retarded. Next time get a grown-up to have a look at your message before posting it. But don't be surprised if they uppercut you in the colon for writing such rubbish.