Wednesday, February 01, 2006


Don't ever go to the seafood restaurant and ask for qualms. You'll end up talking to the head seafood chef about his problems, and I don't think I need to tell you just how confused that guy is right now. He talked to me so long that in the end, I wanted to stab him with a fork. A seafood fork. So if you want a lobster, don't ask for qualms.


Anonymous said...

I am eating Poatao Chips@!

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Then read the packet and learn how to spell 'POTATO'. And use your delete key. In future, kindly proof-read (or have a parent or guardian do it for you) so you don't waste any more of my precious, precious time. I have potato chips of my own to eat, you know.