Wednesday, March 01, 2006

tell me a story...

People keep talking about how much of a genius Shakespeare is, and how his soliloquies are the greatest things ever written. Well, if he's so damn smart, how come he never mentions putty? It's squishy and malleable, and can be used to fix walls.


Anonymous said...

It's march 15th and still no new addition to your blog. I've been waiting and waiting. Then sleeping, then forgetting what i'm waiting for, then remembering, then waiting again.
Please end my termoil.

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for your useless comment.
You know what would have been even better than that? Correct spelling of said comment. The word is 'turmoil'. The way you spell it makes it look like a way to wrap your termites in some sort of clingy film to keep them fresh. Why do you want to keep your termites fresh? Do you like to put your fresh termites in the bath and roll around in them, rubbing them over your nipples and poking them in your ears? You sick fuck.