Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Look like birds, swim like fish, can't use a remote control (no thumbs)
I think if penguins ever try to take over earth, it will be easy to defeat them. Just trap them in your fridge. Even though they will be comfortable with the temperature, I think they lack the physical strength to push open the door, unless your seals are loose. That, and they're scared of the dark.