A need for pie

The other day I thought, "I am hungry and would like to eat a meat pie" because I was hungry and had a hankering to eat a meat pie so I put a meat pie in the microwave and cooked it and then I went to put tomato sauce on it because I like tomato sauce and pies together but when I squeezed the tomato sauce bottle all that came out was that disgusting watery quasi-sauce liquid that sits on top of the sauce in the bottle and went all over my pie and pretty much ruined it and it was the WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.