Allow me to just put on this broken record that’s
been sitting in the corner of my lounge room for the last six years: Congratulations Queensland .
You played like balls but well done on winning the game.
Origin I wasn’t a particularly spectacular
display of rugby league by anyone’s stretch of the imagination, regardless of
how stretchy their imagination is. There
was a lack of fluidity and cohesion, some rookie mistakes, simple errors and Greg
Bird. I really dislike that man. For what has become the showcase of the NRL, the match really wasn’t up-to-par with previous Origin clashes, grand finals or when
we used to play footy during lunchtime at high-school.
The main talking points of the game were the
sin-binning of Michael Jennings and the controversial Greg Inglis try that
effectively ended the competition. “Experts”
of the game have said that Jennings shouldn’t
have been binned simply because “it’s State of Origin .”
As a bit of a scuffle began after some rough-housing in a tackle and
someone piffing the ball at the back of Greg Bird’s head, Jennings caught a
flight from Hong Kong (with an eight-hour stopover in Perth and a connecting
flight in Adelaide) to get involved in the fight. “It’s Origin, it should be allowed” is the
stupidest fucking excuse I’ve ever heard. That wasn’t Origin, and that’s not football – that
is a new sport called “Punching Brent Tate in the back of the head.” I believe it’s included in the London Olympics
as a demonstration sport. Brent Tate, by
the way, has a head that is held in place by gaffa tape, blu-tac and hope, following a
few broken vertebrae in his neck a couple of seasons ago. Depending
on how you look at it, he’s either the best candidate to receive a punch in the
back of the head, or the worst. Origin
should be a hard game, yes, but it needs to maintain some degree of fairness or
it will descend into Lord of the Flies territory. And even though it would be good to see Brett
Stewart cry because he’s Piggy, it wouldn’t quite be the same.
As for Inglis’ try, eh fuck it. It looked a bit shit to me, and I’m fairly
sure the video ref who had to make the decision of whether to award the try or
not closed his eyes and muttered “why the fuck didn’t I call in sick to work
today?” before doing some “eenie meenie miney mo” with the Try/No Try button. It probably wasn’t going to change the result
of the game though – NSW were fairly useless in attack, and could only get over
the line by kicking it to Billy Slater, who looked like he was on the same drugs
as Todd Carney (aka all drugs ever). Despite
the Blues picking an “attacking team,” they still struggled to find the line. When your winger is the best/only attacking option
your team has got, you really don’t deserve to win.
Onto Round 12!
St George Illawarra Dragons vs Parramatta Eels
Melbourne Storm vs Brisbane Broncos
Newcastle Knights vs Gold Coast Titans
Penrith Panthers vs Manly Sea Eagles
Wests Tigers vs Nth Queensland Cowboys
Sydney Roosters vs Canterbury Bulldogs
GAME OF THE ROUND:
South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Canberra Raiders
I have gone against
the might of the Raiders this week for one reason: they’re rubbish.
They have also lost a
couple of game-changing players in the form of Josh “I call everyone ‘bra’ on
Twitter and it’s really annoying” Dugan and Blake “I don’t follow Blake
Ferguson on Twitter” Ferguson
following a breach of the Raiders’ booze ban.
Granted, if I played for Canberra
at the moment, I’d probably get on the sauce as well, but sometimes you really
just have to accept the rules that have been handed down from your coach and
management, kind of like the same way that everyone else in the world has to do
what their boss says. I’m not usually one
to spruik someone else’s blog on my own (for fear of losing both of my
readers), but LeagueFreak has summed Dugan up fairly perfectly right here.
I don’t think it
really matters who Souths decide to donk onto the field against the Green
Machine tonight; the Raiders are their own worst enemy. They have no spark in attack, and seem afraid to
do anything except go one pass off the ruck, unless it’s an inside pass to an
unsuspecting player who is running away from a hole in the opposition’s defence
and directly into three of their biggest players. When the Raiders are defending, they’re slow
to get off the line and are giving up too many easy yards in the middle, and
their left-side defence is akin to a game of ‘tag’ that I once saw a group of
retarded children play, where the kid who was ‘it’ would happily chase the
other players with great gusto, but would avoid coming into contact with them. Then he would laugh and run after someone else
and not touch them either.
Still, it’s always
worth popping a sneaky $10 on the Raiders. Eventually, that retarded kid is going to accidentally
run right into someone and knock them out, and you shouldn’t feel bad about
profiting from that.
Melbourne got right behind the State of Origin