yes, it's been a while.. and this one is kind of current, so if you're an easily offended crybaby, don't read this.

People always like going to the beach, but no one wants to spend their holidays at the desert. You have way more chance of being eaten by a shark at the beach than in the desert, at least until people realise this, and create an evolutionary effect on sharks so that they grow legs and wander around the desert, eating holiday makers.