It’s Thursday afternoon, which means it’s time to rub my
crystal ball and predict some NRL results… “Concentrate
and ask again.” Sorry, wrong ball.
This week, there has been a lot of kerfuffling about the
refereeing from last round, in particular the hatchet job that was the Raiders
vs Cronulla game, where there were at least three game-changing moments that
all seemed to fall into the Sharks’ flippers.
It was a bit shit, to be honest, as it has more-or-less put the
death-knell on Canberra’s season officially, but obviously there are other
things for the team to worry about; like working on some defensive lapses, how
to catch a ball, why BJ Leilua doesn’t play like that every week, how to stop
getting dicked by the ref so much because who cares how well you defend when
they are just going to gift tries like that anyway, and also improving
second-phase play in attack.
As we draw ever-closer to the finals, we can see that the
top eight is basically sorted by now, but the real interest is on the bottom
four teams who are all fighting and struggling to stay relevant. The shitfight that is the
bottom of the ladder involves Parramatta,
Cowboys, Bulldogs and Manly - they are all looking to avoid the wooden spoon, and
all of them have a very realistic and well-deserved chance to win it. It’s probably not the bottom four that I
would have predicted at the start of the year, but it’s also nice that Canberra
isn’t involved.
Round 20
Brisbane Borncos vs Cronulla Cheating Sharks
I hate to say it, but the Broncos are actually looking
halfway decent at the moment. In last
week’s routing of Penrith, Milford almost looked like he was giving half a shit
and not just thinking of the new Spicy McNuggets at McDonalds (which are
actually pretty good). We’ll see how the
fat little fuck goes this week, but my tip reluctantly goes to the Horsies.
North QLD Cowboys vs Newcastle Knights
The Cows will only be trying to win so they don’t come last,
which always ups the intensity by about forty (forty what?). Newcastle, in an unprecedented situation, don’t
even have that incentive this year. They
will be welcoming Kalyn Ponga back from injury to wreak havoc on his old team
in a “yeah nah no hard feelings but hey” kind of way. Despite their lack of purpose, I will give the
Knights my blessing for this game. I’m
sure they appreciate it.
Canterbury Bulldogs vs Wests Tigers
FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL WOOOOO oh wait, it’s a game between the
Dogs and the Tiges. The only good thing
about this game will be that when you acknowledge 10pm on a Friday night, it
means you have the longest time you’ll ever have before the next Bulldogs game.
Manly Sea Eagles vs Penrith Panthers
Both had a cricket score put on them last week, so who knows
what’s going to happen this week?
Hopefully a cricket match. Manly
were amateur last week and were actually lucky to “only” concede 56
points.
South Sydney Rabbitohs vs Parramatta Eels
Souths came back to earth with a big ol’ crash last week and
will hopefully take some of Sam Burgess’ advice and “get up you weak cunt cat.” While I do love seeing the underdog win, usually the underdog is somewhat
likeable. Go Souffs.
Melbourne Storm vs Canberra Raiders
It will be interesting to see if the Raiders can pull
themselves back up from last week’s disappointment and the fact that they now
have nothing to play for and will probably be struggling to find any real
meaning in everyday life and be unable to find enjoyment in regular
activities. But you know, that’s
fine. Hopefully they just don’t drop
their bundles completely and either spend the next few weeks fucking about on
the field or trying to inflict some kind of career-ending injury on their
opposition. There’s gotta be a fine line
there somewhere.
Gold Coast Titans vs NZ Warriors
Yeah nah, dunno.
Reckon the Tits might be a good option for this one, but I’m going to
tip the Warriors because for some reason it just seems more sensible.
Sydney Roosters vs St George Dragons
The Dragons haven’t been traveling all that well lately, and
were pretty unconvincing in their win last week. They were obviously less convincing in their
loss the week before, and even less so the week prior to that. But before that, some time around 1912, they
were very strong. And fuck the Roosters.
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