Mister Evil Breakfast presents: Canberra Appreciation Month 2013

Canberra, Canberra, our little capital city

Canberra, Canberra, I think you're so pretty

Canberra, Canberra, people think you’re shitty

Canberra – our pretty shitty little city.

Canberra, Canberra, has endless possibilities

Canberra, Canberra, with unlimited complexities

Canberra, Canberra, it’s just too cold for the extremities

Canberra – why are you such a fucking chilly pretty shitty little city?

Canberra, Canberra, we love every nationality

Canberra, Canberra, as long as you’re a majority

Canberra, Canberra, and don’t take our spot at university

Canberra – it’s tricky in a fucking chilly pretty shitty little city

Canberra, Canberra, it’s always such a pity

Canberra, Canberra, that we can’t swim in LBG

Canberra, Canberra, because of the algae and acidity

Canberra – too many fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city

Canberra, Canberra, let’s get to the nitty gritty

Canberra, Canberra, it was decided by committee

Canberra, Canberra, to have a set capacity

Canberra – no anonymity for fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city

Canberra, Canberra, promotes heaps of teenage chastity

Canberra, Canberra, it was just meant to be a quickie

Canberra, Canberra, fifteen year olds tested for paternity

Canberra – kiddies not anonymity & fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city

Canberra, Canberra, you’re seen with no personality

Canberra, Canberra, Sydneysiders sprouting profanity

Canberra, Canberra, about our Australian Capital Territoriality

Canberra – we have affinity and kiddies not anonymity & fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city

Canberra, Canberra, you never fail with predictability

Canberra, Canberra, a buck’s night ends with “Let’s all head to Sinnies!”

Canberra, Canberra, giggity giggity giggity

Canberra – we like titties and affinity but no kiddies or anonymity & fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city.

Canberra, Canberra, here's the end of this activity

Canberra, Canberra, that when I started sounded witty

Canberra, Canberra, but has lost its joviality

Canberra – the end of the ditty about titties & our affinity but no kiddies or anonymity & fatalities in a tricky fucking chilly pretty shitty little city