Thursday, February 17, 2005

I know what I like

I was at an art museum when this girl asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet. I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should divulge more about yourself on this blog you've got here. I don't exactly know how I ended up here but I've read most of what you have posted. I'm intrigued. I think maybe we should get married.

Mister Evil Breakfast said...

You should have left your contact details, because I accept your marriage proposal. Love works in crazy ways.