this never happened before

Sex is a funny thing. But that doesn't make it ok to laugh while you're doing it. It may disturb the llama.

snow patrol

As it rolled down the mountain, the avalanche picked up speed like a marshmallow in the bottom of a mug of hot chocolate races towards your mouth. While the people of Little Snowtonville slept, their town was about to be destroyed by one of nature’s greatest disasters. And the survivors would realise that this ain’t cocoa, baby.