i'm coming home soon...

If the world was going to end tomorrow, I wouldn't stay out all night, I think I'd like to go to bed early. Because if it didn't end after all, everyone else would be tired and grumpy, and I'd be quite chipper and would probably be first in line for the bus.

There's a burger at McDonalds in Spain called Crispy McBacon. I have photos to prove it

Sometimes the world seems totally unfair. Like, when you've just stolen someone's bags, their money and all of their belongings, and all of the clothes in the bag are the wrong size.