Mister Evil Breakfast

A whole bunch of stuff that rarely involves anything to do with breakfast.

Tuesday, July 05, 2016

Whenever I set my alarm for the morning, I always wake up about two minutes before it goes off.

If I don't set it, however, I wake up about three hours after I should have.

Mister Evil Breakfast: I think that if you were running at the speed of light, your underpants would quite literally explode into flames.

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