Mister Evil Breakfast

A whole bunch of stuff that rarely involves anything to do with breakfast.

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?"

The librarian says, "They're behind you!"

Mister Evil Breakfast: I think that if you were running at the speed of light, your underpants would quite literally explode into flames.

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