tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9285758.post113868629210319942..comments2023-10-04T23:29:24.050+11:00Comments on Mister Evil Breakfast: it's crazy what you could've hadMister Evil Breakfasthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10241232962766836538noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9285758.post-1138772199640950742006-02-01T16:36:00.000+11:002006-02-01T16:36:00.000+11:00I just realised that I used the word "pants" in co...I just realised that I used the word "pants" in consecutive postings. I think I have some underlying issues regarding my daks. My new year's resolution is to give up saying "pants" or using pants as a conversation starter. I think it can cheapen a conversation when all you can talk about is the price of pants, the quality of your pants compared to the pants around you, which celeb is wearing which pants, the origins of the word pants, trousers, daks and slacks, and which pants I am contemplating wearing tomorrow. It's a disgusting habit, this pants business. Don't think you can escape it. Oh yeah, I used to think like you. "I won't get addicted." Like hell. Look at me now. I hang around General Pants just to read the sign out front. I go to garden shops and squint at signs that say "PLANTS" cause through clenched eyes, it looks a little like "pants". It's time to clean up, say no and just choose life. Nah fuck it, I'll just choose pants. It's way easier.Mister Evil Breakfasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10241232962766836538noreply@blogger.com