Longer lasting performance

"Hey Phil, could you come over here for a second?"

"I'm coming!"

Phil's premature ejaculation was getting to be a real problem.

Every fucking Monday

I hate it when you're brushing your teeth and somehow you dribble toothpaste and it smears on your shirt, so you wipe it off and everything looks clean again, but then an hour later it looks like you've got a big jizz stain on your shirt.