Wednesday, March 01, 2006

tell me a story...

People keep talking about how much of a genius Shakespeare is, and how his soliloquies are the greatest things ever written. Well, if he's so damn smart, how come he never mentions putty? It's squishy and malleable, and can be used to fix walls.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It's march 15th and still no new addition to your blog. I've been waiting and waiting. Then sleeping, then forgetting what i'm waiting for, then remembering, then waiting again.
Please end my termoil.